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Sábado, Dezembro 25, 2004

Santa Clause Is Not Coming To Town. He's Already Here.

Santa Clause Is Coming To Town is one song that I really hate to hear every Christmas season. Especially when Michael Bolton sings it. Ugh. Each time I get to hear even one line of the lyrics on the radio I feel like throwing an execrable fit. It's terrible.

I never had faith in Santa Clause so I do not believe in Santa Clause. He's nothing but a legendary figure. Saint Nicholas may be associated as the real Santa Clause some time in the 4th century lost somewhere in the Asia Minor, but he had died a long, long time ago so bye-bye Santa.

Should there still be a Santa Clause today, well I presume he must be merely an apparition, or some fat, red object in people's hallucinations. Santa must be crazy if he ever shows up in the Philippines. Here there are generally no chimneys where he could squeeze himself and his presents in. Plus the metropolitan atmosphere is so dense with noxious carbon monoxide that Santa Clause and Rudolph and other red-nosed reindeers (if there are any) could get ill and die and fall to the biologically dead Pasig River.

The traditional image of Santa clause is totally obsolete. Santa tries not to deviate from the norm so he appears to change in a more modern look. He's no more wearing the outrageous red costume. He's into yellow now. And he finally shaved his long fluffy beard. He now wears white makeup and blood red lipstick. I believe you have seen him around. This is how he looks like now.



Ronald McDonald is my Santa Clause.

Feliz natal, amigos.


Carnaval took a nap at 9:04:00 AM

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